Why I hate birds

I have never been a fan of birds. It doesn't matter what kind they are, I just have a general dislike for them all. Mark my word, you will never see me hanging bird feeders or watching birds. I find them to be dirty, annoying because they poop any and everywhere and just plain STUPID. Case in point-this is what one really dumb bird did yesterday evening...

This is our back door with blood running down it. Under the table is the culprit.

Who doesn't agree with me that birds are stupid?!